Team Member Since 2018
What year did you start working with Horizon?
What's the best part of your job?
The people are great and each day is different which is fun- but regular paychecks get me out of bed in the morning
What was your first car?
A beautiful 4th hand blue Pontiac Grand Am with the optional bullet holes
What is your favorite place you've travelled?
Always less about where than who with
What is a goal you want to accomplish in the upcoming year?
Get back into fighting shape
Where is somewhere you've never been but would like to go?
What pets do you have and what are their names?
All pets owned are now ghost pets. They are less cuddly, but I save a boatload on their vet bills.
What is your favorite holiday and why?
Lost sock Memorial Day. Its important to remember... and it shares the date with another important day
What words best describe your dance skills?
What's your favorite movie?
What is your favorite finger? I like a lot of movies.
What is your favorite tv show?
Firefly was pretty solid. I don't really watch TV anymore though.
What's the best dish you can cook?
I once started a fire in a satellite dish... I don't know if that counts.
What was the name of your favorite stuffed animal, blanket, or imaginary friend?
I feel ashamed to admit that I have never named a blanket.
What is your favorite restaurant?
Metro Diner is pretty solid. There are a bunch that may be better, but that's the first joint that jumped out at me
What's your favorite candy?
Due to allergic reaction, my favorite candy is now suicidal to eat. Hence, it shall not be named.
Where were you born?
In a hospital. Dont try to get my bank account security answers!
What superhero are you most like?
Moon Knight maybe?
If you had to spend at least six straight months as a wild animal, which would you choose and why?
Blue whale. Illegal to hunt, too large to be eaten, lifespan long enough to survive the 6 months easily, decent intelligence, 400 pound heart
Who is most influential in your life?
Genetically, probably my mother. Behaviorally, I decline to answer so they are not held accountable for my behavior.
What are your hobbies?
Drawing, painting, reading, etc etc etc.
What sports do you follow? Do you have a favorite team?
I generally prefer my sports stationary. I tried to follow a traveling curling match once, but it turned out to just be a guy screaming at a bus driver
What household chore do you like doing the least?
probably all of em. I don't know that I have a hierarchy of things I dislike
What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever done?
No chance you read about that here.
If you could live in any other time period, which would you choose?
Without crossing into multidimensional parallel thought experiments, I don't know that I have a good answer for this
What achievement are you most proud of?
I am still employed. Thats a pretty big win most days.